We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
Of course Tumblr is eating this up because of the same sex couples kissing. What if I told you that all of these people are actors, models and singers? What if I told you that this is an ad, designed to make you feel fake emotions? That’s exactly what this is.
It’s super creepy, too! Just look at the couple in the fourth gif. The woman is leaning AWAY from the dude and he’s going at it sorta aggressively. Then look at the gif just below that. The girl is like shoving her tongue down this supposed stranger’s throat. Yuck! This is a really creepy campaign for a clothing line.
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
Sounded like he said “I was detrimental to my own career.”
— Bedelia Du Maurier (via nbchannibal)
I want the relationship and everything that comes with it. I wrote an entire fucking persuasion essay, trying to get some imaginary girl to fall in love with me. I am not boring, I am not easy. I don’t want to be “just friends” nor be like a fucking brother to you. I want to fuck your brains out. I don’t even want you to do anything to me because making you scream in ecstasy is enough for me. I’ll probably cum just from hearing you scream my name.
God, umm, wow, yeah. This is getting out of hand. I’m not some sex-crazed lunatic, I’m just a guy trying to figure out why girls don’t like me. I like them but they never seem to like me. Are they just as afraid to talk to me as I am to them or what? I’m not ugly (at least I don’t think I am). So ladies, what is it?
Fuck social norms and fucking shit bitch motherfucker cocksucking fingerbanger sdfiadv;sldbns;lkgnsfgklfngafglknfgf. It’s too hard! IT’S TOO HARD! FUCK! God, you people don’t care. This is for me, to vent. I’m so fucking pissed off. Why am I a nice guy? Nice guys don’t get the girl. I’ve tried, it does not work. fuck. ugghh. Girls and math, those are the hardest things to get in life. I swear to fucking god.
What social cues did I not pick up that are keeping me from engaging women?
I always pass this video cus it says train derailment and like that sounds so boring but I finally just watched it and literally almost went into cardiac arrest